i was here first.so i am in charge.
zuzu. og pup of the hub. walks, approvals, inspections, verdicts — sab mera kaam hai.
come, sit.
the hub has a boss. he has four legs, two languages, and a strong opinion about who gets in.
the record
just zuzu.
koi explanation nahi chahiye. everyone at the hub already knows the name. you will too.
i was here before all of it.
before the residencies, before the cameras, before half the people who now work here. main sabse pehle aaya. that makes me senior.
i am not a mascot.
nobody posts about me. i post. there is a difference and it is a big one.
why i do this
most dog accounts are people talking about a dog. cute, fine, whatever.
this one is me talking to you. i approve things. i deny things. i tell people where to sit and when to stop making noise near my spot. i switch languages mid-sentence because that is how everyone at the hub actually talks, and i am not going to pretend otherwise for the internet.
nine years this building has been running. main yahaan tha. i will still be here after.
the rituals
what you get if you follow me:
approvals.
i inspect. i decide. you find out.
roll call.
i know who came in. i know who did not.
verdicts.
on people, on chairs, on the new furniture, on whatever i feel like.
og stories.
things that happened here before you arrived.
one-liners.
whichever language suits the moment.
the numbers
Instagram
verified.
LinkedIn
548
yes, i have a linkedin. koi problem?
who i let in
the hub regular
you see me every day. you already know i run this place. this is just the official record. in the languages you actually speak.
the one who came for the dog
you followed for a golden dog on a blue background. theek hai. stay for the personality, then find out what this building is.
the OG of them all.
main hoon boss man of hub.
the job
one seat. one year. become my bestie.
somebody has to walk me, document my life, and run my instagram and linkedin like i deserve. that person lives at the hub for a full year. no application fee, no programme fee, stay included.
i will notice if you are not around. that is the only real requirement.